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"i'm bored" is a useless thing to say. you live in a great, big, vast world that you have seen none percent of. even the inside of your own mind is endless. it goes on forever inwardly. do you understand? the fact that you're a alive is amazing, so you don't get to be bored. ~louis ck
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shut up.
dumb.
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Jimmy Carr:
Marriages are pretty gay already, full of cakes, celebrations, confetti...adding another man would actually do well to make them more heterosexual.
David Mitchell:
That is flawless logic.
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The Avengers poster banner vs. concept art by Ryan Meinerding
‘Move me to the front.’
‘More lady butts.’
‘Make Thor look less heroic. I’m the real hero here.’
‘MORE EXPLOSIONS.’
‘LASERS.’
‘Better add some smoke and fires.’
‘Flip over that ugly taxi.’
‘I guess put Steve up by my side or something?’
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a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
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me:
do you have anything on the 3rd or 4th?
dentist office lady:
i have the 4th at 2:30.
me:
2:30 works.
dol:
see you then.
me:
hangs up phone, lies on floor, realizes whole life is a terrible joke.
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