kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

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feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

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majesticaljeff:

bisexual-pizza:

deans-angel-boyfriend:

restauaurant:

chiehiro-moved:

one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair

like

who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????

shaving people

cutting hair

the family hairdressers

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psychedelis:

I want a regular family sitcom with cheap jokes and laughing tracks, which gradually get more and more disturbing until it turns to a psychological horror film with the laughing tracks still going

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needsmoreyellow:

i like to use youtube to find recipe ideas for desserts and apparently there’s a new trend of

cutting watermelon into like a rectangle or cylinder or whatever and icing it like a cake because it’s supposed to be a ~summer treat that’s a surprise~

do u have any idea how mad i would be if i went to a party and saw cake and cut into it and it was a watermelon with icing

i would leave

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joshpeckofficial:

when you develop a crush on someone that you have no chance with

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