"i'm bored" is a useless thing to say. you live in a great, big, vast world that you have seen none percent of. even the inside of your own mind is endless. it goes on forever inwardly. do you understand? the fact that you're a alive is amazing, so you don't get to be bored. ~louis ck
  • emiello:

    Pros of dating me

    • i’m rly soft and squishy
    • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
    • i’m good at compliments
    • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

    Cons of dating me

    • ummm??
    • zero i am a god

    (via pmuthiah)

  • vethox:

    i’m fluent in talking shit

    (via twotabletaylor)

  • coffeebuddha:

    coffeebuddha:

    All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

    A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

    (via maybewhenyoureolder)

  • meladoodle:

    someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

    (via feministcaptainkirk)

  • frankenpunk:

    My fave thing is when someone asks me “why did you dress up today” and i go “I didn’t” and they question their life choices and why they aren’t as fab as me

    (via hoodievest)

  • amaeza:

    untruc:

    amaeza:

    you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.

    This is an “inability to respect women” problem.

    Which is a male problem.

    (Source: deteitte, via feministcaptainkirk)

  • vvolfxmoon:

    sapphrikah:

    lavenderlabia:

    femmefrustration:

    derseking:

    femmefrustration:

    mgodp:

    femmefrustration:

    word-riot:

    This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve come across in a long time.

    I understand the daily hardships that so many people have in a world ruled by white males.

    I understand that sometimes this can make it feel as if all white males are the enemy (especially for those who fight for equality).

    But posts like this need to stop.

    You are not advancing anybodies rights.

    You are not promoting anybody’s equality.

    This is not activism.

    This is hate-mongering.

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    Thanks for the contribution :)

    I’ve lost track, am I even allowed an opinion these days? Whatever. How about this radical idea: Let’s treat each other equally, and then we’ll all be equal? All this mindless mud-slinging achieves nothing and only serves to demonstrate how true objectives of those involved (notably NOT equality).

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    You guys are good at this! :)

    This isn’t okay and you need to fuckin stop.

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    This is so beautiful it brings a tear to my eye. 

    Holy shit hahahahaha

    (via feministcaptainkirk)

  • neairaalenko:

    unlimitedgoats:

    luxvriously:

    My anaconda will consider it

    My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

    Hun

    (via feministcaptainkirk)

  • nbcparksandrec:

    DAMMIT JERRY

    (Source: parksandburgers)

  • bombasticunicorn:

    thewomanfromitaly:

    listengirlfriends:

    When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

    i’m creating a kickstarter for cojones right now

    HOLY SHIT THO

    (via hoodievest)

  • kingcheddarxvii:

    Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

    (Source: shopjeen, via maybewhenyoureolder)