"i'm bored" is a useless thing to say. you live in a great, big, vast world that you have seen none percent of. even the inside of your own mind is endless. it goes on forever inwardly. do you understand? the fact that you're a alive is amazing, so you don't get to be bored. ~louis ck
  • thatfunnyblog:

    I love when the supermarket sweet talks me.

    (Source: pseudofailure, via a-certain-skeleton)

  • bunnyfood:

    Pug vs. Hair Dryer

    (Source: thelse, via laptopginger)

  • voidwish:

    i’m in bed and was wondering where my cat is so i was all “oh I’ll just text him” and opened the messages app before i realized what i was doing

    (via this-awkward-asian)

  • "Zaphod felt he was teetering on the edge of madness and wondered if he shouldn’t just jump over and have done with it."
  • dorkly:

    All-Cellos Game of Thrones Cover Starts Out Good, Then Gets AMAZING

    Put on those headphones, turn up the quality, and listen to what happens when 100+ Cellos combine to rock your socks off.

    (via twotabletaylor)

  • unbeliefs:

    do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

    (via the-impossible-winchester-221b)

  • that-one-narshe-in-the-bushes:


    everyone. everywhere. everyday


    (Source: zealous-scribbler, via twotabletaylor)

  • "…my husband and I do kind of the same job. A little bit. Not long ago we both had one of those magical days, we call it a junket, where we both attended these lovely events where people come in every four minutes, they ask the same questions over and over again — you know the drill. We got home at night and compared notes," she continued. "I told him, ‘Every single person who interviewed me, and I mean every single one — and this is true of the red carpet here tonight Elle — asked me, ‘How do you balance work and family?’ And, he said the only thing anyone asked him repeatedly was about the tits on the "Blurred Lines" girl — which, just for the record, if we’re talking about them, they are real and they are fabulous, so everyone should take a look and enjoy — but as for a work-life balance, he said that no one asked him about it that day, as a matter of fact, no one had ever asked him about it. Not once. And we do share the same family. Isn’t it kind of time to change that conversation?"
  • aravenhairedmaiden:






    What year is this

    x / x

    There’s a reason I hated that sappy, watery, pathetic book. Now I know what it is.

    About to burn my copy of the notebook wtf


    aggressively removes the notebook from Amazon wishlist

    I’ve never seen the movie and never will :D

    (via feministcaptainkirk)

  • greatjaggi:



    What the fuck is the “super” in superwholock supposed to represent

    Sigh. Look at this plebian. Lets get this cleared up once and for all:


    "Super" = Superbad


    "Who" = The Hoobs


    "Lock" = John Locke from Lost

    Now can we please never have a misunderstanding about this again


    Well im glad that’s cleared up

    (via a-certain-skeleton)

  • febricant:



    (via granderre)

  • almostperfectalibi:

    *whispers* Bechdel pass. See how easy?

    (Source: hoodiekunoichi, via laptopginger)

  • ofgeography:

    my actual homework from my actual licensed psychiatrist for the week was “try to notice good things that strangers do to remind you that not ALL men are absolute garbage.”

    APPARENTLY if i actually want to commit to dating again my approach can’t be to act like a dumpster cat hissing at passersby with questions like, “WHAT’S YOUR STANCE ON INTERSECTIONAL FEMINISM,” and “HAVE YOU EVER CALLED YOURSELF ‘DEVIL’S ADVOCATE’?”

    (via laptopginger)

  • bryanchoppertagteam:


    if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

    Ladies real talk

    (Source: spookymanhattanproject, via twotabletaylor)